Play sexy games, win sexy prizes at this inclusive real-life storytelling open mic-- a perfect date night at a swanky cocktail lounge!

Is Valentine's Day your high holiday of schmoop, or do you embrace more of a Massacre aesthetic? Either way, your Slamily is here for your tales of twitterpation or sheer pettiness! Smut Slam Baltimore is A WEEK EARLY this month, landing us right in the heart of hearts-and-flowers season. Grab your Galentine's squad, plan your steamy Valentine's date night, or even come solo and make new friends as we gather to share stories of carnal cupidity.

This month, our theme of "Exes and Oh's" holds space for both your heartquake and your heartbreak. What happened in that moment of weakness when you fell back into bed with your irresistible ex? Tell us about your most luxuriously romantic dalliance. Regale us with stories of your defiant Tinder hookup on an otherwise-solo V-day. How did you flip off couple culture with a sexy solo celebration? We're suckers for love in all its forms, so give us your best sagas, whether funny, sweet, sad, cringe, or delightfully perverted! BONUS: Diva's decided you're all her Valentines, so look for treats...

(Not familiar with Smut Slam? It’s a storytelling open mic where audience members sign up for 5-minute slots to tell their best real-life, first-person, consensual spicy stories. It’s queer-friendly, kink-friendly, lifestyle-friendly, body-positive, seggs-positive, and wildly fun. No costumes, no notes, no gimmicks, just straight-up raw truth! See the full rules and how it works on our Rules of the Road page. Don't have a story that's on theme? That's okay-- the theme is just a suggestion!)